Miss City Discovers

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

humansofnewyork:

“A drunk girl fell on my leg.”

humansofnewyork:

“A drunk girl fell on my leg.”

humansofnewyork:

After I took her photo, she stuck her cheek out for a kiss. After I gave her one, she said: “Isn’t love great?”“Yes it is,” I replied. Then she leaned in and said:“But sex is better.”

humansofnewyork:

After I took her photo, she stuck her cheek out for a kiss. After I gave her one, she said: “Isn’t love great?”
“Yes it is,” I replied. Then she leaned in and said:
“But sex is better.”

humansofnewyork:

I asked if he had any moves.

humansofnewyork:

I asked if he had any moves.

humansofnewyork:

BREAKING: Brainmunching zombie demon spotted off 5th Avenue, heading south.

humansofnewyork:

BREAKING: Brainmunching zombie demon spotted off 5th Avenue, heading south.

humansofnewyork:

“Are you related?” “Well, no.” “Friends?” “Well…” “Oh! Did you two just meet?” “She’s dating my son. It’s Meet The Mom Day.”

humansofnewyork:

“Are you related?”
“Well, no.”
“Friends?”
“Well…”
“Oh! Did you two just meet?”
“She’s dating my son. It’s Meet The Mom Day.”